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THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to g** broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


IN HELL -


TAGS: hell none dream like jersey
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:27 pm
Oh my gosh!! This is so awesome!!! Is there a way I can get this poster?
Reality Lord - October 6, 2011, 1:22 pm

send me a pm directly.
NumberXIII - October 6, 2011, 12:15 pm
Is there any way I can get this into a poster?
mariand - October 2, 2011, 8:31 am
Stunning...fav'd
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 1:50 am

ty...i think...lol
caveman - October 2, 2011, 1:29 am
Ex5eptional stuff


SENSE - This picture makes none


TAGS: jack sparrow clone empire star wars sense none
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Din Mama

boeweizer - April 18, 2010, 1:52 am
pirates vs. clone troops = no more pirates
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
eeeeeeeek. ok, I'm sorry, but that erks me beyond belief. "it doesn't" not "it don't" oh man. that is soooo incorrect. sorry. that just bugged me.
Woodywood03a - November 14, 2009, 11:43 pm
You are right... it don't
whatukno - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
It's cause your missing the 6 Jedi Ninja that are in this picture.
Jmac0585 - November 9, 2009, 3:52 pm
aPauling - look up Letters of Marque and Reprisal. The crown didn't "always" have a problem.
alIAS - May 26, 2009, 6:02 pm
''Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.'' Oh, so thats why Vader hired all those bounty hunters...
Charles - September 17, 2008, 7:28 am
The Empire frowns upon your pirate shenanigans.
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 10:55 am
Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.
Captain Jack Sparrow - September 7, 2008, 9:44 pm
Of couse it does, mate. It means I'm hallucinating because Elizabeth got rid of all my rum. Again.


WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.


TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh d***... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.


Coffee -


TAGS: coffee coffee coffee gimme dat coffee and none of that frou frou crap
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Oldsod - November 16, 2014, 7:49 pm
...and thi5 goes into the Classroom File...God bless whomever boiled that first bean...
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:22 pm
I take mine with 2 cigarettes and just a drop of cream. Come on over...the pot's a brewing and the lighter is in my hand.
spacedog - November 16, 2014, 11:26 am
Amen to that Silver.
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:22 am
Cup of coffee and a cigarette . . . calms me right down! Better than a valium salt lick! Lol!
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 10:12 am
It's near the top of my wet & warm list
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:32 am
Sadly, the placebo effect only.


SENSE: THIS PICTURE MAKES NONE -


TAGS: jedi toucan vacuum cleaner sense none
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by backofthehearse

TheBarnShark - May 12, 2010, 12:48 am
Spacedog FTW! That is shear genius.
spacedog - December 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
The dust mites are easy to scare, but they will be back in greater numbers.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
LAUGH, this poster makes none!


FAVORITISM -




SELLING LEMONADE? - Not on my watch! deleted deleted


TAGS: none
Rating: 1.67/5

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WHEN IT WAS A GAME... -


TAGS: none of that fancy coleco graphics
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:10 pm
lol I've had Vice City forever, and still haven't getten around to beating it. I do, however, love getting the different weapons and beating the **** out of bystanders. The tank cheat code is good for an hour of fun.lol
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 11:02 pm
Time spent playing the game : 2 hours Time spent running people over and screwing around : 12 hours
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:57 pm
GTA? I played that a couple times. Pissed my friend off.... sat on the roadside, listening to the radio for an hour. Vice City.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:56 pm
Aaaaargh! Both of these ones have adam's apples!!!!
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:51 pm
You guys are talking about GTA, right? Right?
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
don't forget to check her adams apple
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
Just buy her a drink and talk to her... she'll tell you how it'll come to fruition.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
Yes, but we get to decide how the h***er dies. That takes some thinking. lol
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:39 pm
Especially with today's hi-res.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:38 pm
lol I see what you mean. The gloves look like ovaries. That's imagination.
Who Cares? - January 10, 2010, 10:37 pm
Well v***** boxing needs to make a comeback.
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 1:09 am
Thats not to say video games today aren't imaginative, simply most kids don't much have an imagination anymore. I'm not saying this as a huge gamer......
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 10, 2010, 1:05 am
It's true, too.
CANADA - January 10, 2010, 12:52 am
LOL! i have that game for my Atari
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:34 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:26 pm
And it's another right jab to the v-jay jay...
Who Cares? - January 9, 2010, 11:23 pm
Is that two uteruses, er uterusi...um..woman parts fighting?


Sense -


TAGS: none blind nonsense stupid forums
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Whirly22

energy - November 3, 2008, 11:31 am
the one here, correct. but there are come that have a "read aloud" option, but i haven't seen many in use yet.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 10:35 am
-- they are completely visual and meant to be unreadable by computers.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 10:35 am
I have a family member who teaches the visually impaired and everything energy has said is true. The a**istive technology these days is awesome and getting better. They can follow links and everything online. Probably capchas are the exception because
Culos - November 3, 2008, 9:59 am
First LOL today, thanks Porcelina
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 9:58 am
but.. f***ing f*** f*** graphic f*** f*** f***ing f***edty f***ers f***aloony toon
energy - November 3, 2008, 9:51 am
yes. it will tell you everything the mouse touches and where the cursor is. /usability class.
Culos - November 3, 2008, 9:48 am
So I guess it will also f***ing tell you where the f*** you have to click for the f***ing administrator?
energy - November 3, 2008, 9:46 am
for someone with the name logicdude, you sure don't have any. the screen reader program will f***ing read it to you. try using f***ing google you f***ing stupid f*** before you f***ing talk about **** you don't f***ing know about. f*** you're stupid! i in
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 9:32 am
energy this makes as much sense as braille on a drive-up ATM -- if you're visually-impaired, how can you read the notice?
energy - November 3, 2008, 8:52 am
it makes perfect sense- if you knew anything about web design. there's a thing called a screen reader that... get this... reads the content on the page to you... for... people with visual impairments. go to school once in a while.


Tee hee -




Insecure Women -




HERE WE SEE THE FORUM TROLL - SUCKING UP A NEW LOAD TO SPEW this is also the perfect time to attack GO FOR IT!


TAGS: i would say go for the balls but we all know they got none
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 2:35 pm
BUWAHAHAHAHA!!! WE EATSES THE TROLLS!!!
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:36 am
LOL! Winning hearts and minds, phy? This is a troll magnet! 5 ballsy L's!


STRINGRAYS -


TAGS: none safe ocean
Rating: 2.13/5
Doc - July 1, 2009, 5:34 am
Some critter has watched waaaaaay too much "Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea"


YOUR BALLS -


TAGS: balls your nonexistant
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:55 am
Before you practice Karate with somebody.............make sure they actually LIKE YOU first.
Random - May 13, 2009, 7:22 pm
Then how do they hurt so much?!


SENSE - this picture makes none


TAGS: sense this picture makes none
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by SynIkaru

agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:11 am
A=sense. B=Motifake. If A=B, then this poster is true.


Sunny Side Up -




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